sooo true

I found these today. They are so true. All you scottie owners with know just what I mean
Scottie Property Laws

1. If I like it, it's mine
   
2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine
   
3. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine
   
4. If I can take it from you, it's mine
   
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours
   
6. If it looks just like mine, it's mine
   
7. If I saw if first, it's mine
   
8. If it's edible, it's mine
   
9. If you have something and put it down, it's mine
   
10. If I chew something up, all the bits are mine
    
11. If I get tired of it, it's yours
    
12. If I want it back, it's mine